The Cho Show Brief-cap - Episode 4 - Cho and Selene Make a Porno
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In a search for what one could call unjustified fame, Margaret decides to join the ranks of “manufactured celebrities.”
“I need to get chased more!” she says. Well, when you put it like that, we can see why it’s so attractive. Getting chased and wondering if your life is in peril because of who you are shouldn’t just belong to an elite few! “I need to record a hit single!” she adds. The same reasoning before applies.
Of course, in Margaret’s quest to become a pop tart, awesomeness ensues. And here it is:
- Cho so porny
To achieve the burden of unnecessary fame, a hit single will not be enough — Margaret needs to put her all, including her vagina, into it. And so, she decides to record a sex tape. She pulls up 2 Girls, 1 Cup for inspiration and, because people’s reaction to that video are always amusing, even in this moving-at-the-speed-of-fiber-optics culture, hers and her friends’ reactions are priceless:
To achieve this sex-tape idea, she and Charlie hit a leather-sex shop…
The two best things about this are 1) that Margaret compares that butt plug to a Cable Ace Award and OMG, is she right.
And also, while she is doing this, we see a diametrically opposed scene of the family Cho taking Selene to a playground and walking in nature eating ice cream…
It’s a hilarious contrast, to be sure, but a further layer of irony is added later when Margaret incorporates ice cream in her sex tape.
It’s a good thing Margaret’s ass wasn’t around when her mom was ordering her cone.
- Cho sounds good to me
The second component of this fame search deals with the recording of Margaret’s single.
It’s called, most awesomely…
…(as if we had any doubt about her womanhood!) and it’s kind of a “Gimme More”/generic teen pop piss-take. As such, it’s competent and cute and all. And at least it’s fun for the whole family. Despite having said this…
…Margaret’s parents hightail it when she puts on the sex tape during her pop-tart unveiling party. Apparently, “anything” stops at watching a PG-rated porno parody.
Although maybe there were boobs in it or something that we didn’t get to see, being the television viewing audience. God, VH1, you’re turning us into Margaret’s mother!
Not that we could ever be that cool.
See? I bet not one person who’s ever visited this blog used to sing in the Temples.
Anyway, the point is that Mama and Papa Cho are much more supportive of their daughter’s musical endeavor when she plays it for them.
They seriously get into it:
And then, in the biggest vote of confidence possible, Margaret’s mother offers to lend her expertise to her daughter’s music.
OMG! YES! Do it! Take it on the road! They can tour as a duo and call themselves Cho, Mama.
Related content:
The Cho Show page
The Cho Show videos and extras
Part 1 of our interview with Margaret
Part 2 of our interview with Margaret